The following is a work of satire and humor about the Las Vegas Raiders. It may contain offensive humor and imagery and as a result it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the father of foresight, the poobah of prognostication, the sultan of seers, Raiderdamus the Great and Powerful. …
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It’s easy to see from watching the Las Vegas Raiders this season that the offense is struggling, especially on third down and in the red zone. The statistics paint an incredibly damning picture of the Raiders’ offensive woes so far this year. #Raiders went 1 for 12 on 3rd downs today. Only games worse w/ …
Raiders’ Offensive Futility Highlighted In Early-Season Losses Read More »
The following is a work of humor and satire about the Las Vegas Raiders. It may contain offensive words or imagery and as a result it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the dressing on your salad, the toad in your hole, the pig in your blanket, Raiderdamus the …
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Following an 0-2 start to the 2022 season, one might expect the Las Vegas Raiders to feel increased pressure and a sense of urgency to win their first game of the season this week on the road in Nashville. But quarterback Derek Carr insists that isn’t the case—not because the team feels no sense of …
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This Sunday’s contest at Tennessee will be the first time Las Vegas Raiders defensive coordinator Patrick Graham has ever had to game-plan against Derrick Henry. He recognizes the unique challenges the Titans’ bell cow back brings to the table. Since being drafted in 2016 out of Alabama, where he won the Heisman Trophy in his …
Raiders DC Patrick Graham Stresses Tackling in First Meeting with Derrick Henry Read More »
Tennessee Titans defensive tackle Jeffery Simmons was one of the most highly touted prospects going into the 2019 NFL Draft out of Mississippi State, and even a torn ACL suffered just two months prior to the draft didn’t stop the Titans from picking him 19th overall in the first round. Simmons played his first pro …
Stopping Jeffery Simmons Key to Raider Success in Tennessee Read More »
The Las Vegas Raiders did not have a pick in the first two rounds of this April’s draft as most fans recall. They traded those picks for star receiver Davante Adams. Their first pick in the 2022 draft was third-round offensive lineman Dylan Parham out of Memphis, and he was thrust into a starting role …
The Las Vegas Raiders were ahead 20-0 at halftime against the Arizona Cardinals, and the team looked to cruise to an easy victory over an overmatched team. However, the Cardinals were able to claw back into the game and win in overtime in what would be one of the most crushing and embarrassing defeats in …
Second-Half Woes Doom Raiders in Heartbreaking Loss to Cardinals Read More »
The following is a work of humor and satire about the Las Vegas Raiders. It may contain offensive content and imagery and as a result, it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the funk in dysfunction, the man for whom there is no ‘OFF’ position on the Genius Switch, …
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The following is a work of humor and satire about the Las Vegas Raiders. It may contain offensive material and as a result, it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, your favorite football writer’s favorite football writer, the man of the hour, the tower of power too sweet to …
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