The following is a work of satire and humor about the Las Vegas Raiders and the NFL offseason. It may contain offensive language or imagery and as a result, it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the man who is too hot to handle and too cold to hold, …
Raiderdamus’ 2022 Offseason Review: Why Every Team Sucks Read More »
While the Las Vegas Raiders’ defense made some major improvements during the 2021 season, cornerback and overall secondary play remained an issue. The Raiders’ top corner was Casey Hayward, and he had a solid season but is likely to play elsewhere in 2022. Corner depth was a problem for Las Vegas, with injury trouble causing …
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The following is a work of satire and humor about the upcoming Raiders vs. Bengals playoff game. It may contain offensive language or imagery and as a result it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the quintessential studmuffin, the man with more bars than Alcatraz, and the World’s Freshest …
Raiderdamus’ Friday Foretelling: Raiders vs. Bengals Playoff Edition Read More »
The following is a work of satire and humor about the upcoming Raiders vs. Chargers game. It may contain offensive language or imagery and as a result it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the cream of the crop, the tower of power too sweet to be sour, and …
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The following is a work of satire and humor about the upcoming Raiders vs. Colts game. It may contain offensive language and imagery, and as a result it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the party in your hat, the bubbles in your champagne and the Dick in your …
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Today, Raider Nation mourns the loss of an icon, a man synonymous with the game of football, a man symbolic of the Raiders organization as much as Al Davis and the nameless eye-patched man on the Raider shield. John Madden has left us to call the great football game in the sky, and he has …
The following is a work of satire and humor about the upcoming Raiders vs. Broncos game. It may contain offensive language and imagery, and as a result it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the sausage in your McMuffin, the Bailey’s in your coffee, and the Tabasco sauce on …
Raiderdamus’ Friday Foretelling: Raiders vs. Broncos Read More »
It may not seem too impressive that the Las Vegas Raiders beat the COVID-stricken Cleveland Browns on Monday. However, this was a deep Browns team that, despite missing roughly half their starters, still had plenty of star power on the field. Any win in the NFL is a good win, especially on the road and …
Raiders’ Daniel Carlson And Johnathan Abram Among Biggest Winners In Week 15 Read More »
The following is a work of humor and satire about the upcoming Las Vegas Raiders vs. Cleveland Browns game. It may contain offensive language or imagery and as a result it should not be read by anyone. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the icing on your cinnamon roll, the salsa in your breakfast burrito, …
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The following is a work of satire and humor about the upcoming Chiefs vs. Raiders game. It may contain offensive language and imagery and due to its content it should not be read by anyone. This does not apply to Chiefs fans, as they cannot read. Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the salmon on …
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