The following is a work of satire and humor about the Las Vegas Raiders. It may contain coarse or offensive language and is unsuitable for the elderly, small children, or those with heart conditions. Another week of Raiders prophecies Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, your hero, your paragon of virtue, the man who wields …
Raiderdamus’ Friday Foretelling: Raiders vs. Dolphins Read More »
The following is a work of satire and humor about the Las Vegas Raiders. It may contain language or imagery unsuitable for the elderly or small children. Read at your own discretion. What does Thursday Night Football hold for this Raiders team? Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the cinnamon in your egg nog, the …
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Last Sunday was an embarrassing day for the Raiders and their fans alike. With an opportunity to up their chances at a playoff spot, the Raiders collapsed instead. Their performance was so dismal it did what many previous subpar outings could not, get defensive coordinator Paul Guenther fired. The Silver and Black’s offense was a …
Several Las Vegas Raiders had huge fantasy games against the New York Jets last week. Quarterback Derek Carr enjoyed one of his top performances of the year, and so did tight end Darren Waller and wide receiver Henry Ruggs III. However, the upcoming game against the Colts may not yield the same results. The Indianapolis …
Raiders’ Fantasy Forecast: Las Vegas May Have Tough Sledding Read More »
Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the quintessential studmuffin, the Q-Tip in your ear canal, the Crown Royal in your Coke, and the world’s freshest man, Raiderdamus the Great and Powerful. I come to you today elated, as the Great Beyond not only correctly predicted the Las Vegas Raiders would win over the Jets, but …
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It should’ve been a simple matter for the Las Vegas Raiders to take care of business against the New York Jets. However, this team doesn’t like to make things easy and needed an epic collapse by the Jets to win. This meltdown’s so epic, it would lead one to believe the Jets lost on purpose. …
The following is a work of satire and humor about the Las Vegas Raiders. It may contain coarse or offensive language or imagery. On football, Raiders, and humor Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the creamer in your coffee, the honey mustard on your turkey sandwich, the tonic in your gin, and the World’s Most …
Raiderdamus’ Week 13 Saturday Foretelling: Raiders vs. Jets Read More »
Yesterday we saw the Las Vegas Raiders take what was easily their worst loss of the season, and one of the worst losses they’ve suffered in the Jon Gruden era. Nothing was working for the Raiders, and their ineptitude was made even more painful by their constant mental errors and silly mistakes. Many times drives …
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