*The content of this article comes from A.J. DeMello and is for entertainment and comedy purposes. Raiders lose to Jets 34-3 Raiders were in line for a game where they’d have to ‘take their medicine’, and who better to give it than Mr. I look like I forgot about my suppository? Derek Carr […]
The content of this article comes from A.J. DeMello and is for entertainment and comedy purposes. After receiving pressure from John Herrera (and the ghost of John Matuszak) Raiders coach Jon Gruden is trying to talk again with the late Al Davis. In a room lit by a single candle, he sits with one of
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Raiders HC Jon Gruden isn’t happy about the recent ‘fumes’ and has decided to look for the source of them.
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Contributors for the Raider Ramble got together and discussed their Raiders draft duds. Ryan Smith A funny pick that I was crushed by was defensive end Khalil Mack, fifth overall in 2014. I wanted wide receiver Mike Evans desperately and I had visions of the Raiders taking Evans in the first round and coming back
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Jon Gruden can be a bit of a maniac. Before trading Khalil Mack last year, he essentially traded a third-round pick for a bag of oregano.
Puff, puff, gaff.
Enter Raiders new GM Mike Mayock, the intense NFL Draft guru that loves football like Gruden. They’re both nuts about it, but Gruden can’t really contain himself.
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The content of this article comes from comedian A.J. DeMello and is for entertainment and comedy purposes. Since it’s the holiday season, I decided to help compose a list of what Raider Nation wants for Christmas… Starting with myself; All I want for Christmas is for Tom Cable to be punched whenever Derek Carr takes a sack. I’d also
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You know the scene in JAWS when Quint is leading that massive great white shark into shallow waters, but runs the boat too hard and breaks it down? That’s kind of the vibe that was felt when Jon Gruden traded Khalil Mack; there goes the Raiders best line of defense… and here comes the NFL
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The content of this article comes from the ridiculous mind of A.J. DeMello and just for entertainment and comedy purposes. Securing your best player under contract always gets trickier year after year in the NFL, but this is insane. When you think Silver & Black, you don’t exactly think of a scalpel and racks. Now
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The content of this article comes from the ridiculous mind of A.J. DeMello and is for entertainment and comedy purposes. Let’s analyze this Raiders draft class. 2018 Raiders Draft Class Reports With Real-ish Insights Raiders Round 1 No. 15: Kolton Miller, OT, UCLA Strengths: •Exceptional balance and lateral ability •Started all 13 games at left
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The content of this article comes from the ambdubious mind of A.J. DeMello and is for entertainment and comedy purposes. What do former Raiders broadcaster Greg Papa and roosters have in common? They’re both on the chopping block, and they both won’t shut up about it. “They didn’t even tell me I was fired. Mark
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