A.J. DeMello

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“News and Quotes”

*The content of this article comes from A.J. DeMello and is for entertainment and comedy purposes. Raiders lose to Jets 34-3 Raiders were in line for a game where they’d have to ‘take their medicine’, and who better to give it than Mr. I look like I forgot about my suppository?     Derek Carr …

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Hello Allen, My Old Friend

The content of this article comes from A.J. DeMello and is for entertainment and comedy purposes. After receiving pressure from John Herrera (and the ghost of John Matuszak) Raiders coach Jon Gruden is trying to talk again with the late Al Davis. In a room lit by a single candle, he sits with one of …

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The Raiders Version Of Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde

Jon Gruden can be a bit of a maniac. Before trading Khalil Mack last year, he essentially traded a third-round pick for a bag of oregano.

Puff, puff, gaff.

Enter Raiders new GM Mike Mayock, the intense NFL Draft guru that loves football like Gruden. They’re both nuts about it, but Gruden can’t really contain himself.

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Satire: Mark Davis Makes Push To Sign Mack; Sells Organs on The Black Market

The content of this article comes from the ridiculous mind of A.J. DeMello and just for entertainment and comedy purposes. Securing your best player under contract always gets trickier year after year in the NFL, but this is insane. When you think Silver & Black, you don’t exactly think of a scalpel and racks. Now …

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2018 Raiders Draft Class Reports With Real-ish Insights

The content of this article comes from the ridiculous mind of A.J. DeMello and is for entertainment and comedy purposes. Let’s analyze this Raiders draft class. 2018 Raiders Draft Class Reports With Real-ish Insights Raiders Round 1 No. 15: Kolton Miller, OT, UCLA Strengths: •Exceptional balance and lateral ability •Started all 13 games at left …

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Former Raiders Announcer To ‘Show Who’s Chicken’: Calls First Cockfight

The content of this article comes from the ambdubious mind of A.J. DeMello and is for entertainment and comedy purposes. What do former Raiders broadcaster Greg Papa and roosters have in common? They’re both on the chopping block, and they both won’t shut up about it. “They didn’t even tell me I was fired. Mark …

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